Comments on: What is a hilarious or clever name for a boat?

By: Nick Bagg

Nick Bagg — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:39:59 +0000

Grandpas old ski boat is named "land locked" it hasn't seen the watter since 88. One of my former bosses had a massive pontoon boat named "Petty cash". Ive seen a fishing boat named "Trynhooker" Just use the irony in your life, if your a dentist go with something like, "Gold Tooth" or "Molar Machine" If your a teacher call it "Teachers pet" A Lawyer could go with"Attorney Client privilege". theres alwase "Aye Sea U" or "The kids tuition"both good ones.
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By: seattlesailor2000

seattlesailor2000 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:05:59 +0000

check out this site for boat names

http://10000boatnames.com/

hope this helps
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old salt

By: Farran Square

Farran Square — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:43:59 +0000

JOB SITE
That way the next time your wife asks where you are at you can tell her you are on the JOB SITE
Who says you cant mix work with pleasure!
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By: Bob S

Bob S — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:14:59 +0000

Hmm, How about "The Money Pit"
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By: ricsudukai

ricsudukai — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:28:59 +0000

A yacht at Lincoln week last year was called ‘ Afrayed Knot’ – for some reason that really appealed to me.
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By: WinonaGal

WinonaGal — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:15:59 +0000

We once named out boat the "test run" as we kept playing around with an older engine that needed to be tested all the time. We enjoyed the name.
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By: cat38skip

cat38skip — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:41:59 +0000

PHUCIPHINO – is one of the best I ever saw. When someone asks what the name means, you can tell them…..PHUCIPHINO (the c is a hard c)

FUJIMO – (*&^# You Judy I’m Moving Out – only works if your ex is named Judy ,, ,
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By: Capt. John

Capt. John — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:26:59 +0000

If you are willing to give it a "solar system" paint job or logo…
How about "Titan Uranus"

Below link will take you to pictures with very cleaver names that
I have actually seen on the water.
(they might help get your creative juices flowing)

John
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http://captainjohn.org/GreatLoopcruising.html

By: Derrick S

Derrick S — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:38:59 +0000

Brother in laws boat name is – Rent Check, he owns apartment buildings
My first boat’s name was – Poverty Sucks
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By: steplift20

steplift20 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:53:59 +0000

hilarious
OR
clever
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