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What is a hilarious or clever name for a boat?
we’re doing a boat project and we need a funny or clever name.
Brother in laws boat name is – Rent Check, he owns apartment buildings
My first boat’s name was – Poverty Sucks
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March 9th, 2010 at 7:31 am
no money left
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Titanic
Going On A Safari
Like A Boss
To The Lonely Island
Cornbread? xD
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:21 am
Sofa King Cool
Just say it once, you’ll understand.
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Seen on a sailboat…….I LUFF LUCY…………named after owner’s wife.
From a racing sailboat…. FUJIMO…. named by a real estate magnate ( F–ck You Joe, I’m Moving Out)
JUST FINE …..from a power boat owned by a gentleman who’s last name is Fine.
or what I named my 19 ft powerboat TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE BUCKS A MONTH.
Not to mention, but a lot of boats in my area are all of a sudden newly named FOR SALE
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:53 am
hilarious
OR
clever
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March 9th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Brother in laws boat name is – Rent Check, he owns apartment buildings
My first boat’s name was – Poverty Sucks
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March 9th, 2010 at 10:26 am
If you are willing to give it a "solar system" paint job or logo…
How about "Titan Uranus"
Below link will take you to pictures with very cleaver names that
I have actually seen on the water.
(they might help get your creative juices flowing)
John
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http://captainjohn.org/GreatLoopcruising.html
March 9th, 2010 at 10:41 am
PHUCIPHINO – is one of the best I ever saw. When someone asks what the name means, you can tell them…..PHUCIPHINO (the c is a hard c)
FUJIMO – (*&^# You Judy I’m Moving Out – only works if your ex is named Judy ,, ,
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March 9th, 2010 at 11:15 am
We once named out boat the "test run" as we kept playing around with an older engine that needed to be tested all the time. We enjoyed the name.
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March 9th, 2010 at 11:28 am
A yacht at Lincoln week last year was called ‘ Afrayed Knot’ – for some reason that really appealed to me.
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March 9th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Hmm, How about "The Money Pit"
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March 9th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
JOB SITE
That way the next time your wife asks where you are at you can tell her you are on the JOB SITE
Who says you cant mix work with pleasure!
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March 9th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
check out this site for boat names
http://10000boatnames.com/
hope this helps
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old salt
March 9th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Grandpas old ski boat is named "land locked" it hasn’t seen the watter since 88. One of my former bosses had a massive pontoon boat named "Petty cash". Ive seen a fishing boat named "Trynhooker"
Just use the irony in your life, if your a dentist go with something like, "Gold Tooth" or "Molar Machine" If your a teacher call it "Teachers pet" A Lawyer could go with"Attorney Client privilege". theres alwase "Aye Sea U" or "The kids tuition"both good ones.
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