What is a hilarious or clever name for a boat?


we’re doing a boat project and we need a funny or clever name.

Brother in laws boat name is – Rent Check, he owns apartment buildings
My first boat’s name was – Poverty Sucks



14 Responses to “What is a hilarious or clever name for a boat?”

  1. bo Says:

    no money left
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  2. Camaro Lover Says:

    Titanic
    Going On A Safari
    Like A Boss
    To The Lonely Island
    Cornbread? xD
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  3. Austin B Says:

    Sofa King Cool
    Just say it once, you’ll understand.
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  4. barry w Says:

    Seen on a sailboat…….I LUFF LUCY…………named after owner’s wife.
    From a racing sailboat…. FUJIMO…. named by a real estate magnate ( F–ck You Joe, I’m Moving Out)

    JUST FINE …..from a power boat owned by a gentleman who’s last name is Fine.

    or what I named my 19 ft powerboat TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE BUCKS A MONTH.

    Not to mention, but a lot of boats in my area are all of a sudden newly named FOR SALE
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  5. steplift20 Says:

    hilarious
    OR
    clever
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  6. Derrick S Says:

    Brother in laws boat name is – Rent Check, he owns apartment buildings
    My first boat’s name was – Poverty Sucks
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  7. Capt. John Says:

    If you are willing to give it a "solar system" paint job or logo…
    How about "Titan Uranus"

    Below link will take you to pictures with very cleaver names that
    I have actually seen on the water.
    (they might help get your creative juices flowing)

    John
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    http://captainjohn.org/GreatLoopcruising.html

  8. cat38skip Says:

    PHUCIPHINO – is one of the best I ever saw. When someone asks what the name means, you can tell them…..PHUCIPHINO (the c is a hard c)

    FUJIMO – (*&^# You Judy I’m Moving Out – only works if your ex is named Judy ,, ,
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  9. WinonaGal Says:

    We once named out boat the "test run" as we kept playing around with an older engine that needed to be tested all the time. We enjoyed the name.
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  10. ricsudukai Says:

    A yacht at Lincoln week last year was called ‘ Afrayed Knot’ – for some reason that really appealed to me.
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  11. Bob S Says:

    Hmm, How about "The Money Pit"
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  12. Farran Square Says:

    JOB SITE
    That way the next time your wife asks where you are at you can tell her you are on the JOB SITE
    Who says you cant mix work with pleasure!
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  13. seattlesailor2000 Says:

    check out this site for boat names

    http://10000boatnames.com/

    hope this helps
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    old salt

  14. Nick Bagg Says:

    Grandpas old ski boat is named "land locked" it hasn’t seen the watter since 88. One of my former bosses had a massive pontoon boat named "Petty cash". Ive seen a fishing boat named "Trynhooker"

    Just use the irony in your life, if your a dentist go with something like, "Gold Tooth" or "Molar Machine" If your a teacher call it "Teachers pet" A Lawyer could go with"Attorney Client privilege". theres alwase "Aye Sea U" or "The kids tuition"both good ones.
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